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1. I went home and watched the "South Park" movie and felt that the directors of this film better understood plot and characterization, and we're discussing a film that has a song entitled "Shut Your F***ing Face, Uncle-F***er." 2. I, Lord Imperator and Commandant-General of the Dark Army, hereby proclaim open and holy war against the 12-Inch Fully Poseable Legolas Action Figure. He shall know fear and pain beyond that which any molded lump of plastic has hitherto known or shall ever know hence. 3. Do you not understand "wrong"? It means "not right." You are not right. Oh God, you are incredibly not right. Here's right by my right hand, and here's you over by my left. See how far you are from right? That's what we call "wrong." 4. My motto is this: The cuter the animal, the tastier the sandwich. 5. starofhope: I deal with the age-gap a lot. Mostly when beating down those newfangled whippersnappers on Video game/Comic boards. 6. Where will I be last October? I'm blinded by a haze of possible pasts. 7. Zwei Freunde gehen in ein Restaurant und jeder bestellt ein Beefsteak. Ein paar Minuten später kommt der Kellner zurück und bringt ein grosses und ein kleines Stück Fleisch. Der eine Freund nimmt sich sofort das grosse Stück. Der andere wird wütend und sagt zu ihm, "Was für sclechte Manieren du hast! Weisst du nicht, dass du als erster das kleinere Stück hättest nehmen sollen?" And then the penguin says... "Hwæt, wē þē þās sæ-lāc, sunu Healfdenes, lēod Scyldinga, lustum brōhton, tīres tō tāacne, þe þū hēr tō lōcast." 8. I, with the power invested in me as Admiral of the High Seas, do declare the readers of this post to be the SOVEREIGN TERRITORY of the KINGDOM of SPAIN, and henceforth shall be included in the domains of that realm under the Treaty of Torsedillas. [Plants flag in reader] 9. "They shall know them by the color of their pants." 10. http://www.livejournal.com/users/nakaza 11. Whoa, what the -- what the hell is going on? Wait, whoa, I mean -- whoa. 12. A few minutes later, all my identifying memories rushed back to me, and I proceeded to claw at my face. 13. And, when that horse eventually beats the Arabs at their own game, he gets released in Oklahoma to join a herd of free-range mustangs that all get turned into hot dogs to satisfy the RAVENOUS APPETITE OF THE HORSE-KILLING EMPRESS MILICA!!! She's so evil. 14. "Behold the People's Mayonnaise, the Only Mayonnaise that Lifts the Shackles of the Proletariat." 15. "Don't forget to vote Tim for President -- he'll win California because he doesn't sleep around." 16. "Nah, see, he's already doing the flamenco sequence in Act IV. We don't want to overkill the character." 17. I like how when people now learn that I will be in Matt's car with them, it has the same mental impact as a life sentence to Siberia. 18. "Of course," he added, "everyone in the seventies looked like someone out of a spaghetti Western." 19. I don't know what I like better: the nuns with hunting dogs, or the principal in a gorilla suit fighting a moose. 20. "Stomach," says I, "listen here. You're a strong ol' organ, right? You can take a little variety. I don't want to hear any more bitching from you, and you just take what I give you and it'll all be good, y'hear? Now finish your dinner of microwaved meatballs and tomatoes." | ||||||
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